Today was my last scheduled appointment with my orthopedic surgeon, though I think I'll schedule one more since they're apparently free with the purchase of $20,000 worth of surgery. My clavicle isn't completely healed yet, but it's progressing as expected. In another month I should be as normal as I ever was.
I totally forgot to do this:
"So, doc, can I do cartwheels now?"
"Sure."
"Holy shit, I've never been able to do cartwheels!"